"Massive"

I'm sure we all agree what fun things come out of our children's mouths. But not of all of it is funny when you are on the receiving end. My sister-in-law over spring break let me in on a statement her son made to her that I just had to share. Mother (rubbing her eyes and head) Son: What's wrong mommy? Mother: I have a massive headache. Son: Well, it'll go great with your massive butt. "Kids say the darnest things" SMACK!!!